D'Guvnor
Responsibilities: Head Tea Boy!
Birth Date: Unknown, possibly Pre-CBS, but looks more like Pre War.
From: Apparently Cockney...? (but actually born in Cardiff)
Marital Status: Married
Drives: Slowly
Eats: Well.. I like a bit of chocolate to go with a columbian cocktail
Drinks: Oh yeah, All the time!
Sports teams: Anything that involves sitting around watching someone else do the hard work
Bands: Nah did all that malarky back in the day!
Before GV: You mean there was a before GV?
Likes: A nice meal & a movie... maybe a little tipple to wash it all down (there's a theme running here)
Listens to: Stung, Mark Knobbler, Gazza and all that Rock n Roll mocka!
Heroes: Me Mam!
Describes self as: The Daddy
Most Famous Sayings: Hold the phone!... Oi you muppet!... Bish Bash Bosh...And others far too rude to print! |
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Mark (aka Tyson / Kryton)
Responsibilities: Stock Control
Birth Date: 10th April the year of the cow many many years ago in a galaxy far far away..
From: Alton, Hants
Stature: Like Nelsons column, cold and hard exterior
Marital Status: His love life has its ups & downs.....
Drives: Like a rally driver
Eats: Sneaky chocolate bars in the warehouse & apples!
Drinks: Beer to wash the curry down !!
Sports teams: Southampton FC
Bands: The Standardz
Before GV: Sold tractors & farmers (?)
Likes: Easy women! (Especially Police women and Nuns)
Listens to: Vaughan, Hendrix, Johnny Winter & generally anything loud and heavy
Heroes: Jimi Hendrix, Zakk Wylde, SRV & Mother Superior
Describes self as: Laid Back
Others Describe Him as: Cyborg like (he goes home to recharge not sleep) |
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PRS SE Fredrik Akesson
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Avalon AS201CE
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Mini Tanglewood Les Paul
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Jim Dunlop Cry Baby
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Ibanez DS9 Tube Screamer
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BBE Sonic Stomp
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Rothwell Torado
- Castrol GTX
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Energiser Batteries
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Steve
Responsibilities: Mr T'internet
Birth Date: 31st Feb 1878
From: Becky's house
Marital Status: Off the market
Drives: A much better car than Sams new one!
Eats: All the meat
Drinks: Yeah, well good at that
Sports teams: United!
Bands: The Chilli Fighters
Before GV: GV! then building sites, then building websites, then GV again!
Likes: Twister ice creams
Dislikes: The word pamphlet
Listens to: Magic FM
Heroes: Hugh Hefner, King Eric, Sir Alex, Rocky Balboa
Describes self as: Legend
Others Describe Him as: They agree |
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Gibson 1959 Les Paul VOS Sunrise Teaburst
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Fender Custom Shop 57 Heavy Relic Strat Pewter
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Fender Custom Shop 63 Heavy Relic Tele Vint Wht over 3TS
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Parker Deluxe Silver
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Jackson Custom Shop SL2H
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Fender USA Standard Strat
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Taylor 412CE-R Fall LTD
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Sam (Gammon)
Responsibilities: The only gay in the village
Birth Date: Couple of weeks ago
From: The 'Boro
Stature: Ex-hairy
Marital Status: Same sex
Drives: Horribly
Eats: A hell of a lot of Bakewell tarts
Drinks: Rola Cola and Bacardi
Sports teams: Liverpool..................(scum)
Bands: The Standardz
Before GV: Numark Alesis
Likes: Legs, Breasts & Wings (with a side of fries)
Dislikes : Numark Alesis
Listens to: SRV, BB King, Matt Scofield, George Michael, Michael Barrymore.
Heroes: Mr Kipling
Describes self as: Comfortable
Others Describe Him as: A human waterbed |
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Gibson 1959 Les Paul VOS Lemonburst
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Gibson 1961 ES335 VOS Cherry
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Fender Tele Custom Lake Placid Blue
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Gibson J45 Standard Sunburst
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1950's Framus Archtop
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David
Responsibilities: Photography & general running around
Birth Date: 13th Aug 1544
From: Yet another Alton one
Stature: Even hairier than Sam
Marital Status: Open to offers
Drives: Occasionally
Eats: Heartily
Drinks: Excessively
Sports teams: University Challenge is as sporty as I get
Bands: Seasons End, Tempus Fusion, Sorcerers Spell, Dust N Bones, Save The Last Dance, looking for ideally 10 more bands...apply within
Before GV: Student, then music retail, then rock star, then jobless bum
Likes: Partying
Dislikes : Hangovers
Listens to: Everything, but especially metal, prog rock and Radio 4
Heroes: John Petrucci, David Gilmour, Guthrie Govan
Describes self as: Tall, dark, handsome
Others Describe Him as: Short, pale, delusional |
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PRS 513
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Les Paul Standard
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Les Paul Studio
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Taylor 312CE
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Musicman StingRay 5 HH
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Ibanez RG 7-string
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ACCESSORIES
- TC Electronic G System
- JD Rack Cry Baby
- Morley Mark Tremonti Power Wah
- Keeley DS-1
- ISP Decimator Pro Rack G
- Korg DTR-1
- Line 6 DL4
- Line 6 MM4
- EH Holy Grail…and various others
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Uncle Tel
Responsibilities: Watch out, the dusters about!
Birth Date: Put it this way, he went to school with Noah!
From: Kentish man
Stature: Laid out
Marital Status: Worn out
Drives: An Audi banana (yes it literally is a banana)
Eats: Tuna Risotto, Tuna Salad, Tuna Steaks, Piano Tuna
Drinks: Ales, Tequila, More Ales, More Tequila
Sports teams: The only team in manchester (red)
Bands: Previously Cat Stevens
Before GV: Backed a rockstar, Worked for the competition (then saw the light)
Likes: Sunshine
Dislikes : No Sunshine
Listens to: All kinds (especially, Laura Colegate, Don Macleans & Gary Aquafresh)
Heroes: Mick Green(R.I.P.), George Best(R.I.P.), Frank Serpico, Foo Goo Peppers, The Breedaparts & The Panteras
Describes self as: Suave & Debonair
Others Describe Him as: Grandad of GV |
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Martin HD28GM
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Gibson J200
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Taylor 314MCE 25th Anni
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Allen & Heath Desk
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Mackie powered speakers
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Josh
Responsibilities: Customer Emails, Blogs and price comparing, General amazing sales person
Birth Date: August 83
From: Guildford
Stature: Medium height with large feet & large hands, you figure out the rest
Marital Status: Single but has a tasty Girlfriend
Drives: Naah
Eats: Lots of Chicken
Drinks: Like a Trooper
Sports teams: Don’t be silly
Bands: My band
Before GV: Another we've converted from the dark side (see Uncle Tel above)
Likes: 10am starts and talking about guitars all day Dislikes: talking about 'guitar tone' all day
Listens to: Rock mate!
Heroes: Mark Tremonti, James Hetfield, John Fogerty, Keith Richards
Describes self as: Seriously good looking |
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Barnaby
Responsibilities: Superstar Technician
Birth Date: 06/04/2015
From: Amazingstoke
Stature: Road Worn
Marital Status: Single
Drives: Ferrari Red Peugeot
Eats: When he can
Drinks: Very well
Sports teams: C'mon England!
Bands: Barnaby J Watson, Rehab
Before GV: Tech'ed for a few little bands you might have heard of (Rolling Stones, Bill Wyman, Albert Lee, Kaiser Chiefs, Razorlight....small bands like that)
Likes: 9-5 Jobs
Dislikes: Bad music
Listens to: Good music only
Heroes: Andy Fairweather Low....and all of the people I've worked for!
Describes self as: On it!
Others describe him as: Hmmm, kinda near it... |
GUITARS
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Fender Vibro King
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Fender Blues Deluxe
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Fender 57 Champ
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Chris
Responsibilities: Beard growth
Birth Date: November 5th 1955
From: Liphook
Stature: MASSIVE
Marital Status: Err no thank you
Drives: Sideways
Eats: Kebabs & pocket chicken
Drinks: 'til I'm sober!
Sports teams: I like the cheerleaders
Bands: Alzir
Before GV: Yet another that saw the light!
Likes: Guitars, My Girlfriend, Beer, Women, Mountain Bikes, Making noise and big riffs
Listens to: 70s Rock, Prog, Blues, Rock Metal
Heroes: Anyone who can master their art and not be a tw*t about it!
Describes self as: Smart, Charming, Quick Witted and Handsome
Others Describe Him as: Satan Clause |
GUITARS
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1977 Gibson Les Paul Custom Black Maple Fingerboard
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1979 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe Tobacco Burst P90s
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Gibson Les Paul Studio Wine Red
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Gibson SG Special Teal Blue
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Adam Black Resonator
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Tanglewood Acoustic
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